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• Don’t worry pal if Eden was going the deal would have already have been done and he would only now be a name on the back of Chelsea shirts on the floor and out back of the Superstore stock room. I shall say it one last time HAZ is going nowhere. Well, until tomorrow anyway when the next fakenews media story arises.
  The simple fact is that Real Madrid, without Edens’ number one fan being there (Zidan) are desperately trying to find a world name prolific goalscorer to replace Ronaldo. For all of our little genius’s many god-given talents he is nowhere near prolific enough on the score sheet to fall into the 200m catagorie that Real Madrid could possibly pay for a Galacticos type player. Neymar yes, Mbappe yes and just possibly Kane at a push. Hazard due to his lack of regular game by game goals does not fall into this small group for all of his undoubted genius. Add to that fact that he has a new contract on the table from CFC of reportedly 4 years at £300k a week and his bank manager is a very happy chappy. Not only his bank manager but his wife and her credit card, the groundsmen at his Surrey pile, the kids’ private school accounts department, his vintage wine dealer, his indoor swimming pool maintenance peeps, his prestige group car dealer and many other desperately needy Surrey types who would be suicidal at any thoughts of his imminent departure.
  Eden is a great family man and very level headed unlike his Rat countryman Courtois. Eden has already made his mind up now that Conte has pissed off and truth be known, Roman would have had more than a passing thought the Belgium genius’s desires and type of football he enjoys playing before settling on our very own Housing Association chav with a 40 a day habit. The thing us Brits do not understand about Belgium people (as Haz is proud to be) is that they are all as mad as hatters and very quirky by nature. Enter stage right Uncle Sarri with the 70’s black framed bins and only missing the sticky tape holding them together.
  The final point to mention in this annual ritual of making up reasons why our little genius will remain is the truly smart piece of business Chelsea pulled off in the Ratgate deal with Real Madrid. Mateo Kovacic is a wonderful wonderful player and we have him for at least a season (hopefully for the rest of his career). I predict that once the masses see him play he will be rated as the best signing of the summer. He is a sheer beast of an attacking midfield play-maker and together with Kante and Jorginho will make up the finest midfield in the EPL this season. Mark my words Kovacic is a genius at what he does anyway (ask Luka Moderic) and will explode onto the scene hopefully this Saturday against an unsuspecting Gooners. Kovacic really is that good and together with Jorginho and Kate will have Eden and Willian licking their lips at the thought of the type of football they will be playing this term against EPL defences. Get used to the trio name Kante Jorginho Kovacic because they are going to propel CFC back into the top 4 this season and make a lot of business’s in Surrey around the Hazard residence very happy indeed. Well until next Summer anyway when the annual ritual starts all over again concerning our mad Belgium genius.

• I feel that in most areas your writer of this article reflected the general mood of most Supporters,and as well covered,
  However,i object to the section relating to Sarri appearance.He is in a working mode not a fashion parade,we note his casual attire,but take no offence!!.Better a thinking man dressed for action,than some toffee nosed suit thinking he has the answer to everything!!

• Don’t worry pal if Eden was going the deal would have already have been done and he would only now be a name on the back of Chelsea shirts on the floor and out back of the Superstore stock room. I shall say it one last time HAZ is going nowhere. Well, until tomorrow anyway when the next fakenews media story arises.
  The simple fact is that Real Madrid, without Edens’ number one fan being there (Zidan) are desperately trying to find a world name prolific goalscorer to replace Ronaldo. For all of our little genius’s many god-given talents he is nowhere near prolific enough on the score sheet to fall into the 200m catagorie that Real Madrid could possibly pay for a Galacticos type player. Neymar yes, Mbappe yes and just possibly Kane at a push. Hazard due to his lack of regular game by game goals does not fall into this small group for all of his undoubted genius. Add to that fact that he has a new contract on the table from CFC of reportedly 4 years at £300k a week and his bank manager is a very happy chappy. Not only his bank manager but his wife and her credit card, the groundsmen at his Surrey pile, the kids’ private school accounts department, his vintage wine dealer, his indoor swimming pool maintenance peeps, his prestige group car dealer and many other desperately needy Surrey types who would be suicidal at any thoughts of his imminent departure.
  Eden is a great family man and very level headed unlike his Rat countryman Courtois. Eden has already made his mind up now that Conte has pissed off and truth be known, Roman would have had more than a passing thought toward the Belgium genius’s desires and type of football he enjoys playing before settling on our very own Housing Association chav with a 40 a day habit. The thing us Brits do not understand about Belgium people (as Haz is proud to be) is that they are all as mad as hatters and very quirky by nature. Enter stage right Uncle Sarri with the 70’s black framed bins and only missing the sticky tape holding the said fashion statement together.
  The final point to mention in this annual ritual of making up reasons why our little genius will remain is the truly smart piece of business Chelsea pulled off in the ‘Ratgate’ deal with Real Madrid. Mateo Kovacic is a wonderful wonderful player and we have him for at least a season (hopefully for the rest of his career). I predict that once the masses see him play he will be rated as the best EPL signing of the summer. He is a sheer beast of an attacking midfield play-maker and together with Kante and Jorginho will make up the finest midfield in the EPL this season. Mark my words Kovacic is a genius at what he does anyway (ask Luka Moderic) and will explode onto the scene hopefully this Saturday against an unsuspecting Gooners. Kovacic really is that good and together with Jorginho and Kante will have Eden and Willian licking their lips at the thought of the type of football they will be playing this term against EPL defences. Get used to the trio name Kante Jorginho Kovacic because they are going to propel CFC back into the top 4 this season and make a lot of business’s in Surrey around the Hazard residence very happy indeed. Well until next Summer anyway when the annual ritual starts all over again concerning our mad Belgium genius.

• totally agree re sarri and his scruffy
  sideline appearance! I read somewhere that Chelsea were insisting on him wearing a club suit on match days but sadly he seems to be ignoring this edict so far.

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