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Girl Who Liikes Balls

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Girl Who Likes Balls – League Review

I don’t know about the players – I don’t know how I’m going to keep up with the fixtures! This is the third article in a week and I’m knackered. Just down to match reports now. Might do a European preview at some point. The Battle of the Six Kingdoms – A Premier League Preview […]

Veni Vidi Vici (by Alex Churchill)

Following Chelsea 2016-17 Relive the highs, the lows, the drama and the f***wittery of Chelsea’s 2016-17 title winning season through the eyes of a home and away season ticket holder who had a predilection for sarcasm and a never-ending vocabulary that is fully employed to creatively observe all in the beautiful game. And they said […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Arsenal

Mindeth the Gap Chelsea 3 Arsenal 1 – Saturday 4th February 2017 12:30 If we endowed nothing else on birthday boy Hugo today, we did at least teach him an awesome song to take back to France. (“You’re F***ing Sh*t”) I make no apologies for the fact that I wrote this whilst totally off my […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Brentford

FA Cup 4th Round: Chelsea 4 Brentford 0 – Saturday 28th January 2017 15:00 Aaaah – the magic of the cup. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the following quote: “Can you imagine how annoying it is when you win thirteen games in a row and there’s one team only six points behind?”Since Klopp said this, the Scouse have lost […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Middlesbrough

Middlesbrough 0 Chelsea 1 – Sunday 20th November, 16:00 That it was only 0-1 was almost as surprising as the fact that I got away with inadvertently being a sex pest all day without being arrested. Well that was a thrilling International Break. First of all there was the shock that Pepe Reina still exists, not […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Leicester Preview

There isn’t really much left to say about England. Halfway through the Slovenia game I was totting up in my head if I have enough trips to the WW1 battlefields under my belt to start attempting to claim Belgian nationality. Was Eric born Dier or is it an ironic statement? He’s like the Zoolander of […]

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