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Girl Who Likes Balls – Cardiff, Brighton, Everton and West Ham

They Definitely Are Still West Ham Chelsea 2 West Ham 0 – Monday 8th April 2019 20:00 As if readjusting to the temperature at home wasn’t terrifying enough. Chelsea created a neanderthal photo mash in tonight’s programme of Ampadu, Cahill and The Beard. Still looked more intelligent as a life form than anything playing for […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Everton “Lest We Forget”

Lest We Forget                           Not the game. That was distinctly forgettable. Normal savage service will be permanently resumed when we go to Sp*rs, but this is a blog with a difference. I’m distinctly proud of my football club, for yesterday, on the 100th […]

Chelsea v Everton – Match Summary

Chelsea 5 Everton 0 – Saturday 5 November 2016 On bonfire night we might have expected a few fireworks following previous encounters against Everton at the Bridge. Who can forget that late equaliser when JT and half the team launched themselves into the Matthew Harding end. And on top of our recent impressive clean sheet […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Everton

Chelsea 5 (yes, five) Everton 0 – Saturday 5th November 2016 17:30 According to the BBC, Everton fans have been complaining about never being first on Match of the Day. I don’t think the advent of this tonight would have made them feel any better. The others: Sunderland’s away contingent left their hometown at five am, […]

Everton v Chelsea – Match Summary

Saturday 12 March 2016 – Everton 2 Chelsea 0 In our season defining week, where we saw our Premier League ambitions for a chance of 4th place dealt a severe blow with a capitulated draw against Stoke. And during the week, after a promising start against PSG, we gave up on our Champions League campaign. […]

Chelsea v Everton – Match Summary

Saturday 16 January 2016 – Chelsea 3 Everton 3 In the second of our two ‘must win’ home league games and having disappointingly dropped 2 points in the last one against West Brom, it was on to the visit from the Toffees of Everton, always expected to be a lively affair. Starting in goal Courtois, […]

Everton v Chelsea – Match Summary

Saturday 12 September 2015 – Everton 3 Chelsea 1 There seemed to be some hope and expectation (on my part at least) that the international break might be just the distraction our team needed to reinvigorate our start to the season. Sadly this wasn’t be be. With Courtois needing knee surgery following a training ground […]

Boring Boring Chelsea

BORING CHELSEA DEMOLISH EVERTON On a day when the exciting Manchester United produced a thrilling nil-nil display away to the mighty Burnley, dull Chelsea could only make do with a six-three goals bonanza at Goodison Park. Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is how to eat Toffees and to disdainfully spit them out. It was precisely […]

Match Report: Everton 2 – Chelsea 0

A poor Chelsea effort saw us beaten 2-0 by Everton at Goodison Park yesterday. Gary Cahill was replaced by Branislav Ivanovic with Jose Bosingwa coming in at right-back. Frank Lampard made his return to central midfield as Florent Malouda dropped to the bench. Given that Everton had beaten Manchester City in their last home game […]

Match Report: Chelsea 3 – Everton 1

Daniel Sturridge, John Terry making his 350th appearance for Chelsea and Ramires extended our run of home Premier League victories to four cruising with a 3-1 win over Everton. With Fernando Torres serving the second of his three-game bans after being sent off against Swansea, Didier Drogba started up-front with Sturridge and Juan Mata on […]

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