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Girl Who Likes Balls – Man City

What the F*cking Hell Was That Manchester City: I stopped counting Chelsea: 0 – Sunday 10th February 2019 16:00 Mother of god. This time last week I was watching a lioness chew the middle out of a still bleeding zebra and it was less gruesome than this. Someone’s just lobbed their membership card at Rudiger […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Bournemouth

Jingle Balls Chelsea 1 AFC Bournemouth 0 – Carabao Cup Quarter Final Wednesday 19th December 2019 19:45 Too drunk and then too ill to post the Vidi/Brighton write up before we played Bournemouth. Which is a shame because I think I was pretty hilarious. I’ll stick them in the book at the end of the […]

AFC Bournemouth v Chelsea – Match Summary

AFC Bournemouth 1 Chelsea 3 – Saturday 8 April 2017 Chelsea fans love a trip to the seaside, so with another game scheduled in April at Bournemouth and the forecast for some beautiful weather, many of us took the opportunity to spend some time down there, after all, isn’t that what away trips are all […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – AFC Bournemouth

AFC Bournemouth 1 Chelsea 3 – Saturday 8th April 2017 17:30 In the News: Harry F*cking Kane is the Sp*rs equivalent of Messi, according to their manager. There are so many things wrong with this ridiculous statement that it could be a blog in itself. So I’ll just settle for this response: Shut up. You […]

Bournemouth v Chelsea – Match Summary

Saturday 23 April 2016 – Bournemouth 1 Chelsea 4 A stand out away game when the fixtures were first announced; at the start of the season visiting for a beach party celebrating our title push at the end of the campaign, now we just settled on the beach party. With many weekend trips planned we […]

Chelsea v Bournemouth – Match Summary

Saturday 5 December 2015 – Chelsea 0 Bournemouth 1 After a mini run of 3 games undefeated and with clean sheets, today was the day we were expected to turn the corner, the oil tanker that is the Mighty Blues, making an about turn and finally sailing in the right direction. Our visitors, newly promoted […]

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