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Girl Who Likes Balls – Arsenal

Oh Dear. Chelsea 2 Arsenal 2 – ​Tuesday 21st January 2020 20:15 Mid-table opposition for us tonight. From my sick bed this one. I was actually forbidden from going by a doctor after some spluttering gitbag on an Eva Air 777 gifted me a respiratory virus. So BT Sport it is. The only satisfied party […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Newcastle – Arsenal – Tottenham

Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold Chelsea 2 (2) Sp*rs 1 (2) Chelsea win 5-3 on penalties Carabao Cup Semi-Final Second Leg – Thursday 22nd January 19:45 I left you guys for eight days and I come back to a scene from the end of a f*cking Tarantino film. 6000 rounds of spent ammunition […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Arsenal

What Do Bestiality, Waxworks and Paulo Ferreira Have in Common? Chelsea 3 Arsenal 2 – Saturday 18th August 2018 17:30 They all made some sort of appearance in my football world this week. Some were more welcome than others. In the News: Madley. Oh dear God did this make me laugh my socks off. Firstly, […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Arsenal

There’s a Goon In My Seat and I Don’t Like It Chelsea 0 Arsenal 0 – 1st Leg Semi-Final Carabao Cup – Wednesday 10th January 2018 In the News: Everything is about racism so far this week. Oh dear Peter Beardsley. Oh. Dear. The Newcastle youth coach appears to be Britain’s socially inept equivalent of […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Arsenal

London Calling L’Arse 2 Chelsea 2 – Wednesday 3rd January 2018 19:45 In my defence, my word count would have been acceptable if not for Anthony Taylor. In the News: Thank God, someone has sent Conte to a relaxation guru. Before his head explodes. We will all benefit from this. Did I not predict carnage […]

Arsenal In The Semi Final

From the official Chelsea FC website: “Chelsea have drawn Arsenal in the semi-finals of the Carabao Cup. The draw was made shortly after our victory against Bournemouth and having been paired with London rivals, the first leg will take place at Stamford Bridge on 9 or 10 January with the second leg away on 23 […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Arsenal

“Now I’ve Seen Their Team I’m Confident We’ll Win This.” Community Shield: Arsenal 1 Chelsea 1 (Goons win on mad penalties) Sunday 6th August 2017 14:00   No. As you can see we learned nothing at all from the FA Cup Final.    Us: It was a predictable Chelsea line up, with Michy replacing Costa. Obviously Matic and Chequebook Pulis have hooked up again like a couple […]

Chelsea v Arsenal – Match Summary

Chelsea 3 Arsenal 1 – Saturday 4 February 2017 The second of our potential season defining fixtures saw the visit to the Bridge of our north London rivals with the reverse fixture result still fresh in everyone’s mind, for negative and positive reasons. But most importantly it was the catalyst for our resurgence as a […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Arsenal

Mindeth the Gap Chelsea 3 Arsenal 1 – Saturday 4th February 2017 12:30 If we endowed nothing else on birthday boy Hugo today, we did at least teach him an awesome song to take back to France. (“You’re F***ing Sh*t”) I make no apologies for the fact that I wrote this whilst totally off my […]

Arsenal v Chelsea – Match Summary

Saturday 24 September 2016 – Arsenal 3 Chelsea 0 The day began so well. A lunch time visit to a quiet back street pub in north London to catch up with a few Chelsea folk, a bite to eat at a nearby cafe, and a pleasant(ish) stroll to the stadium. Inside the ground always good […]

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