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Girl Who Likes Balls – Newcastle United

Ronnie Biggs Would Have Been Green With Envy Newcastle United 1 Chelsea 0 – Saturday 18th January 2020 17:30 The Others: Can’t trust City to get anything done. Gits. Stern finger wag due to Gary Cahill. Pray for Leicester and an absolute miracle. Failing that I will be patenting my own brand of extra durable […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Newcastle

I Love You Chelsea, But I Can’t Look At You Right Now Newcastle United: 3 Chelsea: Just Don’t F*cking Ask – Sunday 13th May 2018 15:00 In the News: We’ve been charged by the FA for failing to control our players during the Huddersfield game. I vote we find out exactly how much they’re charging […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Newcastle

Lord of the Flies Chelsea 3 Barcodes 0: FA Cup 4th Round – Sunday 28th January 2018 13:30 In the News: Conte. Conte. More Conte. I imagine that on press conference days Steve Atkins (the one who sits next to Antonio and polices the jackals) and Carlo Cudicini (appointed translator) feel like any chat show […]

FA Cup 4th Round Draw

From the official Chelsea FC website: “Should we beat Norwich City in our FA Cup replay next week, we would play at home to Newcastle United in the fourth round. The draw for the next round of the competition was made on Monday evening and paired us and the Canaries with Premier League opposition. We […]

Girl Who Likes Balls – Newcastle

All I Care About Is Chelsea FC Chelsea 3 Newcastle 1 – Saturday 2nd December 2017 12:30 And gin. In the News: So Mingolet (intentional sic) gets away with attempting to murder an opponent, nothing gets done to Lukaku for being a thug. Where do the F*ckwit association decide to direct their paltry wrath this […]

Chelsea v Newcastle – Match Summary

Saturday 13 February 2016 – Chelsea 5 Newcastle 1 Back at the Bridge and another chance to extend our unbeaten run and maybe, just maybe come away with all three points. Because despite their current precarious league position, Newcastle are a bit of a bogey team for us. In goal Courtois, with Ivanovic, Cahill, JT […]

Newcastle v Chelsea – Match Summary

Saturday 26 September 2015 – Newcastle 2 Chelsea 2 What is it about Newcastle over the past few years? Or just another ‘lesser’ team that manages to raise their game for the Champions? In the starting lineup Kurt Zouma replaced JT alongside Gary Cahill, Azpi and Ivanovic either side. Oscar kept his place, playing alongside […]

Match Report: Chelsea 2 – Newcastle 0

We made it three wins out of three with a 2-0 victory over Newcastle at Stamford Bridge as Fernando Torres and Eden Hazard scored a goal each to see off the Magpies. We started the game without John Terry who was ruled out due to a neck injury and Frank Lampard who was rested on […]

Match Report: Chelsea 0 – Newcastle 2

We slipped out of contention for a top four finish in the Premier League with a defeat at home to Newcastle United. No doubt with one eye on the FA Cup against Liverpool on Saturday Roberto Di Matteo made six changes to the Chelsea line-up The game began with us on the front foot.  Fernando […]

Re-Arranged Newcastle Date Announced

Re-Arranged Newcastle Date Announced – Our Barclays Premier League home game against Newcastle United has been re-arranged for Wednesday, May 2 at 7.45pm – Full details on the official site here

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